The Barsh Report March 4 2008


The barsh report strikes again, with all the rhymes you know you want
And just to spice things up this time I used a different font
If you wished to lose weight I hope the winter has left you gaunt -
I myself just finished the first week of a month-long jaunt

I started off in Portland, Ore. with Rez Abbasi's Bazaar
Though due to NY's blizzard I almost didn't get that far
But thanks to all my friends who kept me out late last thursday nite
I went straight to the airport and got on the early flight

Rez has praise for days and days from some of music's finest
For his blend of Indian music with jazz; most folks wouldn't even try this!
The results are hott - Rez shreds guitar while Kiran sings so sweetly
And me and Dan Weiss, play crazy and nice, while telling jokes not so discreetly

From Vancouver to Vancouver Isle ( and yes they're not the same )
To Frisco, LALA and San Shaede, the shows were FAR from lame
After we finished rockin, I stuck around in the city of halos
To make a record called "The Years" which already sounds way better than any of J. Lo's

The raw tracks are down, and once production is done, this shit will be slicker than a Matrix-Style trenchcoat made of Argentinian leather
Mad props to Gabe Noel and John Gillilan of Vosotros who put it all together
And to the seriously dope musicians on the sessions who choose to live in warmer weather
(Otherwise they'd be burning up New York like a fur coat stuffed with down feathers)

I also got a chance to reconnect with some people from my past
Who now live in LA, and the hangs were a blast

Anyways, now I'm off to Chilly Chi
To do some hits with my favorite violin guy
Zach Brock, but not with the Coffee Achievers
Its a new project, so keep your ears open like a pair of wide receivers

Speaking of wide receivers, peace to the Giants winning the Super Bowl
Now all you haters can put your lips on Eli Manning's pooper hole.