The Barsh Report-July 4th Edition!


 The summer months thus far have played host to alot of good times and hard work
There have been a couple new videos to hit the scene, in which i hope I don't look like a jerk

If you think that in pop culture theres no good to be found,
check out this new vid, where we make a Justin Bieber song our Hokey Pokey, and
turn it all around:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHD8PllRiYY

And if you want to see my rapping debut, wearing crazy wigs and actin a fool
Click the link to "99 Problems but a Wig Ain't One" faster than you ran home on the last day of school

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvPPy_9czgM

Well it's another year, another birthday, for our country and ourselves
Things get warmer, then get colder, off-season clothes go on the shelves
Both people and countries continue to get older
And though physical elements will start to wilt, we can make our souls get bolder.
Through listening to new ideas and learning new things,
Mundanity is the last thing that time's passing brings.
Stagnation will lead to clipped wings
Ignorance is more harmful than a hundred bee stings
To idle minds and apathetic hearts, evil clings.

Pontificating on such ideas is not my favorite pastime,
But something i engage in when my mind needs to create rhyme
The topic that happens to be at the forefront of my noggan
Gets blasted out with poetic love (just call it brain-toilet unclogging)

So, in addition to producing a track on the new EP of fast-rising rapper Kosha Dillz
Palter Ego has continued our residencies at the Cosmopolitan Las Vegas and Nics Beverly Hills
(There's nothing like watching gambling and plastic surgery to cure your daily ills.
Well, maybe the combination of a simultaneous orgasm and injection of happy pills)
And for those of you who are having a recorded music jones,
We're currently mastering and finishing the artwork on an album of re-worked covers, in conjunction with BLUE Microphones.

I got to perform in San Francisco for the Centennial of the SF Symphony
Thousands of men and women spending evenings at your place for 100 years, sounds like a Bisexual P-I-M-P!
Played some cool trio gigs with Ferenc Nemeth, Bob Sheppard and Hadrien Feraud
And got savvy and up to date with some new online ish, including tumblr and soundcloud.

Okay, thats about all the things i have the patience to write right now.
On behalf of the fireworks (and the Black Eyed Peas), i say, "Boom Boom Pow!"

Happy July 4,
Barsh