Barsh Report Oktober-November edish

New format to the Barsh Report (due to popular demand):

Gig info up top, rhymes after

 

so.. my next big show is in Chicago, with Jesse Palter and the Alter Ego

 

 

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 8:00 PM

 

JESSE PALTER and the ALTER EGO

 

with BULLET aka MR ROBOTIC

and THE FLUFFERS

 

hosted by collegecandy.com 's Lauren Herskovic and Jill Salama

 

@ Martyr's

3855 N Lincoln Ave
Chicago, IL
http://www.martyrslive.com
Price: $10
3 of Chicago's hottest new artists on one stage!

 

for tickets call 1-800-594-TIXX or visit musictoday.com

 

Now that thats out of the way

Im gonna rhyme out exactly what i'm meaning to say

Barsh report # I-don't-know, but it dont really matter

Whats important is that like a Pollock canvas, upon you my rhymey-art i splatter

It has been a great fall replete with both winter and summer weather

From the sunny skies of Mexico where theres no need to wear leather

To the freezing tundra of Chitown and the Northeast US

Which has lately been requiring decidedly winter dress

Did a 10-day tour with Rick Parker and Hernan Hecht in our neighbor to the south

Mexican audiences were awesome, and the food was a party in my mouth

Made a bunch new fans, and even gave a couple clinics speaking in spanish

And despite the rumors of kidnappers galore,  i succeeded not to vanish

Jesse Palter and I are working hard on our next batch of four songs

TBR (to be recorded) soon, with hopes they'll make an impact like King Kong's

Though more constructive than the big ape, we dont wanna destroy cities

We'd much rather be the soundtrack for record label committees

So as i write now from the hometown of Bam Margera of Jackass

On tour with the Brand New Heavies, getting ready to smack-ass

Tonight at a venue called the Note

They should rename the concert "Murder She Wrote"

Cuz the band has been KILLING the last few shows

Along with my horn playing bros

Teodross Avery and Maurice Brown

shits been hott in every town

NYC was an MCfest, with a double-dose of legit

Pharaohe Monch and Sadat X came and hit the stage to spit

Were hitting the northeast this week, then ending in Chitown

Gonna make like the O'Leary cow and burn the jointt down!!

 

Once I return to the Chi, i will be there for a chunk of time

Recording with Jesse and doing our show on Nov 2, which will be sonically sublime

Then i will head to southeast Florida to make a very Barshy cameo

Adjust your maps, cuz they may be renaming it Mi-Sam-mi, yo!

Thats all for now.

sincerely, the O'Leary's cow