Hi-dy Mc Hi-Hi, hello to you all
To both those thin and stout; to both those short and tall.

That intro was so fruity you'd think i lost my balls
But not the case; just tryin to get the rhymes flowin like niagara falls.

Were I in the mood I'd now insert a snide retort
Or the written version of a sneer or snort
But no need, for I feel good, 'bout to change into some shorts
Tho i kinda wish i could go crack a nice bottle of port.
VSOP Corvoisier will have to do
Which i snaked from a gig BTW (I am still a jew)

Many happenings have gone and happened since
The last Barsh Report graced your email box presence
I've been deep into the studio finishing 4 splendid songs
with Jesse Palter And the Alter Ego, super smokin' like a load of bongs
We also did a photoshoot engineered by Erica Gannett
The shizz turned out so tasty, don't be surprised if Goya decides to can it
Once the Alter Ego website is up and running like Usain Bolt
I'll be sending the link, and it will amp you like 2 liters of Jolt

For now tho, save the date because the Barsh Band will be back in NYC
July the 10th, so come party at the Bitter End with me

Also for those whom new technology does not make bitter
I've finally succumbed to the phenomenon called twitter
follow me at @sambarsh , i'll be updating all the time
And in true Sammy B fashion, all my posts will be in rhyme.


hohlhlhlhlhlhlhlhlhlhlhlhlhlhlhlhlhla
Barsh


SAVE the DAte
Friday, July 10
The Sam Barsh Band
Bitter End, NYC
7PM