Passover Puns!
My latest useless brainchild...Passover-themed Puns!
Nerdy men who are jealous of the attention garnered by their more
debonnair counterparts might be known as "Bitter Herbs"
A lioness who has just given birth, and wants to express her joy at
the arrival of her new litter, would likely execute a "Ma - Roar"
Paris Hilton's lawsuit against adult entertainment mogul Rick Salomon sought unsuccessfully to
achieve the "Death of her First Porn"
A call girl who prorates her fee due to her client's premature ejaculation would accurately be dubbed a "Fair Ho"
A large, British-manufactured SUV, with an offensive paint job and smarmy vanity plate, could be referred to as a "Crass Rover"
A tiny, 2-seat sportscar, often used to flaunt one's masculinity in a relatively inexpensive (and often unsuccessful) way, that is driven exclusively during Passover, could safely be described as a "Matza Miata"
Many on the right wing, and some on the left, have been recently chastizing embattled New York Governor David Patterson, viewing him as nothing more than a "Powerless Chocolate Flake"
A physically large, openly gay Broadway musical star, whose milk-free status makes him edible at the traditionally meat-centric passover dinner, would be better known as "Parevey Fierstien"
and finally..
If Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, while discussing the latest interest rate cuts in a nationally televised news conference, were to incite audible laughter from the press corps by passing gas loudly, it would forever be known as the "Farting of the Fed's B."
posted by Sam Barsh @ 12:37 AM
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