Damn its been almost a month since i last

graced this blog with my presence; though much has probably happened in the time thats passed

It seems to have flown by like an f-15, gone away in an instant, like Michael J. thru the time machine

I like writing this shit, but it usually seems fit, to wait till i have something profound to say

but f*($#)@k it, im gonna write some stream of consch rhymes anyway

(in truth nothing i say is ever really that profound

i guess, of my own cyber-voice, i just like the sound)

So what's new? Passover's here, the holiday of the 10 plagues and matza

celebrating when Jews were slaves in egypt and the egyptians suffered lotsa

bad events, til the Pharaoh let the Jews go free

So what just occurred to me

is what the plagues would be like if they were dealt out today-

cuz locusts, flies and darkness now seem so very pase

Updated 10 plagues for 2008-

-Gas for $10 a gallon

-Monologues by Jimmy Fallon

-All cars only move in reverse (and everyone has to drive a hearse)

-Instead of women giving birth, men get stuck with maternity

-The Democratic primaries go on until eternity

-Alcohol becomes against the law (with the excepsh

 of jagermeister and Colt 45 - both make me wretch)

-Clay Aiken's voice is singing every song ever recorded

-Ann Coulter authors every news story that gets reported

-When you're naked with your man or girl, you suddenly turn gay (or vice versa if you are gay)

-The entire world is forced to read this blog 5 hours a day

Well if the last one is true i better get to writin

Otherwise, soon Barsh, the entire world will be a-spitin'

Happy passover, Matzah atcha boyyy