The Barsh Report

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Dissing politicians i don't like

some stream of consciousness diss names of politicians/political figures i dont like


John McStain
Clit Romney
Mike Suck-on-deez
Poodolph Stooliani
Hillary Cunton
Pawn Hannity
Rude loose stool-iani
Ru-deez jewels-iani
Douche bag-ojevich
Lush Rimbaugh
Douche Rim-Bag (a stretch but I like it)
John Inane
RE: pube-licking Party
David Doookie
KKKarl Rove


more later this is fun but a minor waste of time......................

Friday, February 15, 2008

"i forgot what you taught me"
Barsh's debut CD on RAZDAZ RECORDZ is out now!

purchase it now at www.barshmusic.com

(and of course, here's a rhyme about the release)


After years of chiseling down my sound, I now bring to the table
My debut set of music on the RazDaz Recordz label.
It's an amalgam of my influences, both musical and not
No one word describes it, but if I had to pick one, it'd be "hot"

So what does it sound like, you ask? well...


Its like getting in a hot tub as the water warms your body
Massaged by air jets while chilling out next to scantily clad hotties.
It will beam you up and takes you places, just like Star Trek's Scotty
Pack a punch but go down smooth much like a Jameson Hot Toddy.


So to keep it short and keep it really real,
This record was made to make you feel.
To make you groove and sing along, a soundtrack to your night or day.
And whether you love it or whether you don't, I wouldn't have done it any other way.